Maintaining ur Penis
There are severl steps to take to maintain a penus. First, make sure u wash it twice a day with Penis Wash that can be purchased from any pharmacy. This is to make sure ur penis doesn’t disintegrate. Next, u need to stick special penes air fresheners into ur urethra to keep it smelling fresh. Lastly, never let ur balls touch each other because the consequences could be dire.
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I like the strange, inane, dark and the pretty.Oh, and pirates, zombies and sharp things.
And definitely pirate-zombies with swords.
